Poster Cat For The Professional Left

by Nick Glossop on September 23, 20132 comments

Yes, I am writing a blog post about my cat. If you have a problem with that, take it up with her (though I do not advise it; she’s moved up a few weight classes since the photograph below was taken).


Marmalade’s rocket to fame began with an appearance as the leftwing blogosphere’s equivalent of a Sun Page 3 Girl – an Internet Kitty on the website for The Professional Left Podcast with Driftglass and Blue Gal (a hugely entertaining podcast which I subscribe to with regular donations, and which has been my Saturday afternoon company for several years now). For her next move, Marmalade plans to release a cover of Kim Wilde’s Kids in America, only slowed down to a dubstep groove, and auto-tuned with a rap in the middle. The video will feature Mar being herself, doing her thang, up close and personal, licking the many many things she just loves to lick. U-Go-Kitty! Remember us little people!

We’re the kitties in America – meow
We’re the kitties in America – meow

What Does the Fox Say was a number one jam
Damn if I say it you can slap me right here – mrrreow, c’mon

Is that a ginger cat and ferret duo? No, it’s the real Kim and Ricky Wilde bringing some vintage power pop and Christmas cheer to some London Tubeway commuters.

h/t Richard Davis


Matthew Payne on September 23, 2013 at 4:36 pm. #


Nick Glossop on September 23, 2013 at 5:58 pm. #

How should these double bangs be interpreted?