A new ZEK* arrives in the GULag. Her cellmates size her up, then send over one of their number to make inquiries.
– So what did you get?
New ZEK: I got 20 years.
– What for?
New ZEK: For nothing.
– Aha! You are a liar. They only give you 10 years for nothing.
(Ba-Bom Ching) Thank you very much, you really have been a wonderful audience.
*Labor camp inmate