Calling Kurt Russell
by Malcolm Parker on September 3, 2012Leave a comment
Chinese authorities have denied that they are building a stargate in Guangzhou, insisting that the odd building was planned as a companion to the provincial museum, which was modeled on a lacquer box. ”It’s all about the fengshui.”
An anonymous Chinese official asked this reporter “Whatever happened to Jaye Davidson, I thought she was really hot. Do you have Kurt Russell’s number?”







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