The Vegan Black Metal chef is back with some easy cooking ideas. If you are in the midst of a heat wave, cooking may be the last thing you want to do, but a diet of popsicles and icy gin and tonics is not a healthy one. The uniform isn’t necessary for making the meals, but I do like the altar upon which he sacrifices his potatoes.
Careful with the cans -they are formidable enemies – lest you inadvertently spill a drop of blood and call up some nameless and unimaginable horror. You’d also ruin the whole dish since it would no longer be vegan.
Originally posted June 8, 2011